“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

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thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

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welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

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teenagedegenerate:

bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

literally this yes please

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